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Chef Jon’s Specials
Shucks 119th & Pacific
[starting Friday]
Crispy Grouper Sammich
Blackened Snapper
Center Cut Top Sirloin Steak
1/2 Rack B.B.Q. Rib Plate
10 oz. Center Cut Pork Chop
Shucks Legacy, 168th & Center
[starting Friday]
Creole Dusted Snapper
Crispy Grouper Sammich
Center Cut Top Sirloin Steak
1/2 Rack B.B.Q. Rib Plate
10 oz. Center Cut Pork Chop
Bailey’s 120th & Pacific
[starting Saturday]
Lumberjacks Scramble
Bacon, Grilled Artichoke, and Fresh Spinach Omelet
Yes folks, you read it right. Chef Jon has decided to loosen up the reins a little, just a little, and put together some non-seafood offerings at Shucks, to the delight of many a fine guest’s request.
Now don't get 'Ol Cheffy wrong 'fer Goodness sake. Shucks' feet are firmly rooted in the tide, that gentle lappin' up 'round our ankles is what we live for, and we ain't 'bout to change that.
It's just that a lot of you have a friend, or a cousin, or a brother, or some other form or fashion of company you like to dine with, who says (I know, we can hardly believe it either), "I don't really like fish or seafood."
Chef has just decided out, it's only fair to give 'em their due too. Come on in and bring yer land lubber with 'ya. We bet you'll love what Chef's got cookin'!
-- Chef Jon Dye
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Irish Organic Atlantic Salmon
15.99/lb, regularly 17.99/lb.
Picky? That’s why you shop at Absolutely Fresh, and this gorgeous salmon will fill the bill. We won’t have this coming in every day, from Ireland, but we expect this to be a long term relationship. Try some today!
Golden Sea Bass (Corvina) 11.99/lb
Excellent on the grill or in the sauté pan, too. Nice, big flake, with a smooth texture and taste. Chill a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, and you’re good to go. Want to spice it up with some red pepper? Then try a bottle of Pinot Noir or Merlot.
At both Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets – new shipments every dang day!
LIVE CRAWFISH – call ahead to reserve yours for this weekend – season ENDING VERY SOON!!!
345-5057 (Downtown) 827-4376 (West)
18th & Leavenworth 119th & Pacific
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Four brothers left home for college, and all became successful professionals who prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The 1st said, "I had a big house built for Mama." The 2nd said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house." The 3rd said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." The 4th said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it". The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:
"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it holds 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
Mama
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The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.
'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'
The third piggy says -
'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
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Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out
that even a father who doesn't normally know what
he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas
would immediately ask for it:
Thank you, DeWalt!!!
New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze, you can
sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards
in place while you sit back, relax with
a cold drink and when she has the board in the
right place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine you can
build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day
of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun the
wife will not ask you to build or fix anything
else, probably, ever again.
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Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets:
Downtown: 18th & Leavenworth, 345-5057, Mon-Fri 10-6, Sat 8-5,
Sunday 11-5
West: one block south of 119th & Pacific, 827-4376, Mon-Sat 9-7,
Sunday 11-5
Shucks Fish House & Oyster Bar (within the Seafood Market):
Open 7 Days a Week (open at noon on Sundays!) 827-4376
Bailey’s Breakfast & Lunch (1259 S 120th St – next to Bronco’s):
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, open 7:00 – 2:00. 932-5577
New Shucks Fish House, Oyster Bar
Open 7 Days a Week 763-1860
168th & Center, in the Shops of Legacy (near Lifetime Fitness).
Shucks Happy Hour: 3:00 – 6:00, Monday thru Friday, plus all day Sunday
Drink Specials, plus Appetizer Specials as well! Stop by and RELAX…….
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And God Created Nebraska ...
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Nebraska, the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful rivers and streams, lakes, hills, and
plains. The people from Nebraska are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "On the opposite end of the continent is Washington, DC. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
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CNN just reported that BP replaced the oil well cap with a wedding ring and it has immediately stopped putting out!!!
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The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions... The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit
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