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ON SALE
NOW at Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets:
Mahi-Mahi 9.95/lb
Flown in fresh
from Costa Rica
And at
the West Store,
Cartlidge & Brown Wines ON SALE for 12.95/bottle!!!
Chardonnay,
Pinot Noir, Merlot, and Sauvignon Blanc
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CARTLIDGE & BROWN NOW BACK IN STOCK --
345-5057 (Downtown) 827-4376 (West)
18th & Leavenworth 119th &
Pacific
Buy your fish from Omaha's only Fish Market, with Omaha's only Fishmongers!
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Chef Jon Dye's SPEAKS:
Bailey's
Get
into Baileys and rustle up some of
Chef Jon's Chicken and Dumplings, it will be running between now thru Friday!
And
on the weekend, this is what we got on the burners:
Bayou
Scramble of Tasso, Canadian Bacon, Green Onion, Green Pepper, and roasted Red
Potatoes, topped with Mojo and Cheddar Cheeses, and Chipotle Hollandaise
Aunt
Rose's omelet with salami, pepperoni, and artichoke hearts, topped
with Provolone, and drizzled with Hollandaise and Marinara
Of
course you know we've got the City's best Fish Tacos that we prepare all day
Thursdays, and here are some of the Scrumptious Offerings to be had at Both
Shucks locations Starting on Friday
Shucks Fish House
at 119th & Pacific (starting Friday)
Penne
Shrimp pasta with Red peppers and Hearts of Palm in a
creamy Mornay Sauce
Blackened
Mako Sammich with Chips and a Pickle
Citrus
seared Escolar with Green Bean Risotto
Shucks Fish House
at Legacy (starting Friday)
Blackened
Snapper with Green Bean Risotto
Orange
Roughy Amandine
Penne
Shrimp pasta with Red peppers and Hearts of Palm in a
creamy Mornay Sauce
Chef Jon T. Dye
Executive Chef
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Fish
Market January Specials:
Geoff and Chef Claude have come up with some recession busters for
ya!
Sunday - Salmon Fillets (skin on)
Monday - Mako Steaks
Tuesday - Tilapia Fillets
Wednesday - Basa
ALL ARE 9.95/LB EVERY WEEK
subject to availability, of course - AT BOTH AFS MARKETS
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I'm
headed to the Phoenix
for my first-ever golf trip. Free drinks until I get back on Sunday (yes, I'm
kidding). They won't be free in Arizona
either, but that's not going to stop me.
Thanks
for helping us all get through a tough holiday season, ladies and gentlemen.
It's been rugged, but we're going to make it. Just be glad we're not in Haiti.
See
you next week!
--Greg
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Children's
Science Exam If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's
science exam answers...
Q:
Name the four seasons.
A:
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q:
Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A:
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like
grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q:
How is dew formed?
A:
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q:
How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
A:
Keep it in the cow.
Q:
What causes the tides in the oceans?
A:
The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow
towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a
vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q:
What are steroids?
A:
Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q:
What happens to your body as you age?
A:
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q:
What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A:
He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
(The
kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q:
Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A:
Premature death.
Q:
How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.G., abdomen)
A:
The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal
cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and
lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q:
What is the fibula?
A:
A small lie.
Q:
What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A:
Nearby.
Q:
Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A:
The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q:
What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A:
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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Absolutely
Fresh Seafood Markets
Downtown: 18th & Leavenworth,
345-5057, Mon-Fri 10-6, Sat 8-5
West: one block south of 119th &
Pacific, 827-4376, Mon-Sat 9-6, Sunday 11-4
Shucks Fish House & Oyster Bar (within the Seafood
Market):
Open 7 Days a Week (now open at noon on Sundays!)
Bailey's (1259 S 120th St - next to
Bronco's):
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, open 7 - 2. 932-5577
New
Shucks Fish House, Oyster Bar
Open 7 Days a Week
168th & Center, in the Shops
of Legacy (near Lifetime Fitness).
SHUCKS HAPPY HOUR: Mon-Fri 3:00-6:00.
Sundays Noon to Close.
$2
Domestic Beers, $2 Cocktails, $2.50 Microbrews, $3 Margaritas and Hurricanes,
plus $1 off Wines by the glass.
Shucks
Happy Hour food menu:
http://absolutelyfresh.com/menus/110109HappyHour.pdf
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[Sometimes
you just gotta pass along the new version! - Greg]
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident off the coast
of Maine,
a man answered his door to find two
grim-faced State Troopers. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some
information about your wife," said one of the Troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
The Troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband
said "Give me the bad news first."
The second Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in the bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound
snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If
that's the good news, what's the great news???"
The Trooper answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow and you're welcome to come
along."
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[
THIS ONE IS MAINLY FOR MUSIC FOLKS:]
A
scientific expedition disembarks from its plane at the final outpost of
civilization in the deepest Amazon rain forest.
They
immediately notice the ceaseless thrumming of native drums.
As
they venture further into the bush, the drums never stop, day or night, for
weeks.
The lead scientist asks one of the natives about
this,
and
the native's only reply is "Drums good. Drums never stop. Very BAD if
drums stop."
The drumming continues, night and day, until one
night, six weeks into the trip, when the jungle is suddenly silent.
Immediately
the natives run screaming from their huts, covering their ears.
The
scientists grab one boy and demand "What is it? The drums have
stopped!"
The terror-stricken youth replies "Yes! Drums
stop! VERY BAD!"
The scientists ask "Why? Why? What will
happen?"
Wild-eyed, the boy responds,
" . . . BASS SOLO!!!" -
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