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Remember:
tomorrow, Tuesday, 1/5/10
First
Tuesday Fundraiser
eat at Bailey’s or Shucks tomorrow, for breakfast, lunch or dinner
and
10% of your check
goes to help
the Cystic
Fibrosis Foundation
for more info
http://www.cff.org/aboutcf/faqs/
Upcoming First Tuesday Fundraisers:
February 2nd
–
April 6th – Ted E
Bear Hollow
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Fish Market January Specials:
Geoff and Chef Claude have come up with some recession busters for
ya!
Sunday – Salmon Fillets (skin on)
Monday – Mako Steaks
Tuesday – Tilapia Fillets
Wednesday – Basa
ALL ARE 9.95/LB EVERY WEEK
subject to availability, of course
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If this is global
warming, I’m very, very afraid of global chilling!!
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Today, through Thursday, in both Absolutely Fresh Fish Markets:
Smoked Salmon 15.95/lb
It’s a
great day for Smoked Salmon, tossed in a cream sauce over pasta. Yummm….
345-5057 (Downtown) 827-4376 (West)
18th &
119th
& Pacific
Locally owned and
operated fish markets.
own!
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A newly
married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a
long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks
after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.
"My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart for a very long
time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here
in the evenings. Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by young attractive
native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be
tempted? "
So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "Why don't you learn to play
this?"
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife.
"Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get into bed with you!"
She kissed him and said, "First, let's see you play that harmonica."
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Absolutely
Fresh Seafood Markets
Downtown: 18th &
345-5057, Mon-Fri 10-6, Sat 8-5
West: one block south of 119th &
Pacific, 827-4376, Mon-Sat 9-6, Sunday 11-4
Shucks Fish House & Oyster Bar (within the Seafood
Market):
Open 7 Days a Week (now open at noon on Sundays!)
Bailey’s (
Bronco’s):
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, open 7 – 2. 932-5577
New
Shucks Fish House, Oyster Bar
Open 7 Days a Week
168th & Center, in the Shops
of Legacy (near Lifetime Fitness).
SHUCKS HAPPY HOUR: Mon-Fri 3:00-6:00.
Sundays Noon to Close.
$2
Domestic Beers, $2 Cocktails, $2.50 Microbrews, $3 Margaritas and Hurricanes,
plus $1 off Wines by the glass.
Shucks
Happy Hour food menu:
http://absolutelyfresh.com/menus/110109HappyHour.pdf
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Brenda and
Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared
to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large
stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your
father.'
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Bob, a
70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a
breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who
knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who
hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at
the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and
ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies,
'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to
ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my
age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles
and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
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One dark night
outside a small town in northern
fire started inside the local chemical plant
and in a blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames.
The alarm went out
to all the fire departments for miles
around. When the volunteer fire fighters
appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed over to the fire
chief. 'All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant'.
They must be saved. I will give $100,000 to the fire department that brings
them out intact!
But the roaring
flames held the firefighters off. Soon, more
fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.
In the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into
sight. It was the nearby
volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians
well over the age of 65.
To everyone's
amazement, that little run-down fire engine
roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the
plant and, without even slowing down, drove straight into the middle of the
inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old-timers jumped
off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.
It was a
performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norse old
timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful
chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was
upping the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the
brave fire fighters.
The local TV news
reporter rushed in to capture the event on video, asking their chief, 'What are
you going to do with all that money?'
' Vell,' said Ole
Oleson, the 80-year-old fire chief, 'Da first ting ve gonna do is fix da brakes
on dat focking truck!
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