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Fresh Canadian Walleye, and FROZEN New Zealand Orange Roughy
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Absolutely Fresh Seafood Market Specials:
Fresh Canadian Walleye 11.95/lb
Fresh from Canada! Fry, Sauté, Broil - the real deal. At Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets - both downtown at 18th & Leavenworth, plus 119th & Pacific).
Absolutely FROZEN Seafood Market Specials:
New Zealand Orange Roughy 8.95/lb
Frozen-at-sea, these firm-yet-flaky fillets cook up snow white. You may remember ordering this at the Neon Goose, a few years back. Excellent if you broil for 5 minutes, then bake for another 7 minutes at 350 degrees. I like to salt & pepper, then dot with butter before I start cooking the fillets.
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Speaking of the Neon Goose, I would like to remark on the passing of Bill Johnette, who along with Mac Thompson, started the Neon Goose in the 1980's, and continued with Taxi's, at 120th & Blondo. These guys were at the forefront of the sea-change in the Omaha restaurant scene.
Starting with Gallagher's, way back when, working for Rusty Harmsen, then the Neon Goose, Omaha residents found new and wonderful restaurant choices, other than the typical Italian steakhouse. Mac would run the kitchen, while Bill would handle the front of the house, and the money. He will be missed.
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Thanks for your support, ladies and gents. We're coming up fast on the holiday season, so remember us for your fresh cooked shrimp and smoked salmon! Whether we make up trays for you, or you use your own trays; use AFS for best results.
--Greg
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said," You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins
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It's SOUP SEASON!
Chef Claude sez come on down for the hot, soup of the day. Take-out is happenin' at 18th & Leavenworth. Give Chef Claude some feedback as to what works for you. Now he has soups hot and ready, but is considering sandwiches, more soups, and salads. Also cold side dishes for heating up at home. Stop in, or email Chef Claude at
He is looking forward to your suggestions and especially desires J
And Chef Jon, at our own Bailey's restaurant, has put a Soup de Jour (again, with the French!!!!!) Today's Soup = Country Potato & Bacon. I tried some, and it's excellent. Light but hearty - how that works, I have no idea, but it does.
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Subject: Estate Planning
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father
died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look
like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a
few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later,
she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
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Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets
Downtown: 18th & Leavenworth, 345-5057, Mon-Sat 9-6
West: one block south of 119th & Pacific, 827-4376, Mon-Sat 9-7:30, Sun 11-6
Shucks Fish House & Oyster Bar (within the Seafood Market): Monday - Thursday 11 - 9, Fri, Sat 11-10, Sun 2-8 (827-4376)
Bailey's (1259 S 120th St - next to Bronco's): Monday - Friday 6:30- 2, Saturday & Sunday 8 - 2
932-5577
West Store - SEAFOOD MARKET IS OPEN UNTIL 7:30 PM MON - SAT!! And now open until 6:00 on Sunday.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Shucks Daily Specials:
Sunday -- Beer Buckets and "Sunday Family Fish & Fries" open 2:00 - 8:00 pm
Monday - Crabby Mondays - after 5:00 pm
Tuesday - Wine Night = $4 glass of excellent wines
Wednesday - Oysters on special all day
Thursday --Baja Fish Tacos - crispy chunks of fresh fish in a tortilla, with our fresh salsa and a side of rice; 2 for 7.95.
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Colorado Buffalo fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Colorado fans too. Not really knowing what a Colorado fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Janet has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Colorado fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud "Husker Fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Janet why she is a Nebraska fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Husker fans, so I'm a Husker fan too" she responds.
The teacher is angry now "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Colorado fan."
GO HUSKERS ! ! !
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My New Golf Book!
Dear Family and Friends,
Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book.
I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience.
The cost is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card information.
Don't wait until they're all gone !!!!
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Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when You Hit a Titlist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earning
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as a Sod
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water
Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight
Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome
Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee
Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique
Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.
Thanking you in advance for your order
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Holidays are upon us! Remember: Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets have the
#1 Rated Party Platters in Nebraska - 20 years running!
And I'll tell you why people like ours the best; we are the only folks actually cooking the shrimp, and smoking the salmon. That's why you keep on buying our fresh-cooked shrimp and salmon all year long out of our case.
So remember that we've got the really good goods; whether you plan to make your arrangement at home, or have us do it for you on our platters. With our home made cocktail sauce and dill sauce, you will be the HIT of your get-togethers.
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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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*** WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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*** WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
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Stop in at either fish market: 18th & Leavenworth 345-5057, plus 119th & Pacific 827-4376.
Also, we'd love to see you at both of our restaurants: Shucks (inside the west Omaha fish market) 827-4376
and Bailey's Breakfast & Lunch; next to Bronco's, 120th & Pacific 932-5577.
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