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Copper River King Salmon, Escolar, and Lobster Tails for Memorial Day Weekend
DOWNTOWN Fish Market now open on Sundays, 11-5.
Come meet Kenneth, who now runs the 18th & Leavenworth fish market on Sundays.
He’s a knowledgeable fish monger and cook, and can help all you ‘weekend warrior’
cooks with your Sunday meals.
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All other locations will be closed that day only, resuming regular hours on Tuesday.
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Hawaiian Escolar 12.99/lb
Excellent on the grill – moist and tender, with a wonderful, buttery flavor.
Great price on this prized fish! At both stores. We should be getting shipments through Memorial Day.
14 oz Maine Lobster Tails, 25.99/lb
Also at both fish markets. Limited time
….from Chef Jon Dye:
Chef Jon's Incredible Lobster Roll
Seared Golden Sea Bass
Blackened Mahi Mahi
Shucks Legacy
Seared Corvina
Blackened Mahi Mahi
Giant Diver Scallops
Bailey’s
Top Sirloin Scramble with Smoked Red Onion
Dad's Favorite Omelet
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Men, we must ask ourselves: What if all women start using their wiles to get chores done? Would it work? Are we, as a gender, so easily manipulated, so mindlessly lust-crazed? We most certainly are. A man will do pretty much any idiot thing if he thinks it gives him a shot at a woman’s wiles. [Dave Barry]
Our hearts and thoughts go out to all the victims of the Gulf oil disaster. I sure did not think it would still be spewing. It’s a terrible thing to happen to the birthplace of Absolutely Fresh Seafood Company.
30 years ago, it would have stopped us in our tracks. Now, although it is almost unbelievable how much it is hurting Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama, and their citizens, you can be assured that seafood is still safe. For the last twenty years we have been sourcing fresh and frozen seafood from all over Central and South America, and the rest of the world. Seafood is truly global.
Many have asked me how this awful event will affect pricing of seafood. The jury is still out on this one, but we have seen two of our good sellers go up about 20%; oysters and big shrimp.
--Greg
p.s. PLEASE come in the day after Memorial Day, for our First Tuesday Fundraiser, benefitting the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
This is the 5 year anniversary of the death, by lymphoma, of my brother and partner in the original
Absolutely Fresh West Store at 133rd & Arbor. So….I appreciate whatever you can do for this one, folks.
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British Petroleum = B P = Broken Pipe
| An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator! ' she cried. The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !! Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down? The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.' TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! 'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!' Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.' TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex.' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.' TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me ... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.. Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?' TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! SENIOR DRIVING As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!' 'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!' TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! DRIVING Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, She turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?' TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! |
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Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets:
Downtown: 18th & Leavenworth, 345-5057, Mon-Fri 10-6, Sat 8-5,
Shucks Fish House & Oyster Bar (within the Seafood Market):
My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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