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It's grilling season - we're open this weekend!
Remember: BOTH Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets are OPEN on Sundays, 11-5, including TODAY! Kenneth is now downtown on Sundays, so look for him at 18th & Leavenworth this afternoon.
Memorial Day: Geoff will open the West Store from 10-3 for your convenience. Downtown market, the wholesale division, and all three restaurants will be closed.
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Bailey’s
Top Sirloin Scramble with Smoked Red Onion
Dad's Favorite Omelet
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Pass to all 43 yrs. And older
Cardiovascular Health-Simple Exercise
The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass.
If you're over 43, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina.
Warning: It may be too strenuous for some.
Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program.
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That's enough for the first day. Great job.
Have a beer.
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HARK!!!
A new blonde joke!!!
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then,
maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied
with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp,
determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun
in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and Hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde
struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....
'CRAP! …..THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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Downtown: 18th & Leavenworth, 345-5057, Mon-Fri 10-6, Sat 8-5,
Shucks Fish House & Oyster Bar (within the Seafood Market):
Open 7 Days a Week (open at noon on Sundays!) 827-4376
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, open 7:00 – 2:00. 932-5577
168th & Center, in the Shops of Legacy (near Lifetime Fitness).
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'
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