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Fresh Dungeness Crabs, Steelhead at Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets!
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Shucks 119th & Pacific (Boardwalk)
Chef Jon's Lobster Roll
Baja grouper Sammich
Shucks Legacy (168th & Center)
Crispy Grouper Sammy
Chef Jon's Lobster Roll
Baileys Breakfast & Lunch
Greek Scramble
Dad's Favorite Omelet
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ABSOLUTELY FRESH SEAFOOD MARKETS:
Fresh, Whole Cooked, from Washington state
Dungeness Crabs 12.99/lb
Wild Steelhead fillets 12.99/lb
Looks like salmon, but is really a big trout. Tasty, with a rich red/orange color.
Great on the grill, broiled, baked or sautéed.
18th &
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She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston".
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn¹t really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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[and some MORE good news in fish-world:]
Today's Main Story: Bristol Bay is continuing to produce, with over 25 million fish landed
Bristol Bay will be open until July 23rd, and ADF&G says the Nushagak run may
reach the 2nd highest level ever.
Total Bristol Bay landings are over 25 million pounds, as of the end of last week. Other areas are mostly on track, except Egegik, where the run is 5 million fish below forecast. As the season winds down 650 vessels were still fishing at Naknek at the end of last week, with several million pounds of sockeye still to be landed.
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Norwegian Lutheran Church
Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe DA sign should yust say, Bridge Out?"
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Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets:
Downtown: 18th & Leavenworth, 345-5057, Mon-Fri 10-6, Sat 8-5,
Sunday 11-5
Shucks Fish House & Oyster Bar (within the Seafood Market):
Open 7 Days a Week (open at noon on Sundays!) 827-4376
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WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a
little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said... 'Even though you and your wife both have
black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene
pool.'
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be,
our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex???
The man seemed a bit ashamed.. 'I've been working very hard for the past
year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.
'It's rust.'
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . . . on any land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he would be gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs . . .
"Your badge.. Show him your BADGE!"
First-year students at the Oregon State Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first most important thing is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. As John Wayne once said, " Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."
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