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Oregon Crawfish at the downtown fish market. Mahi-Mahi: first of the season~!
ABSOLUTELY FRESH SEAFOOD MARKETS:
Shrimp, Smoked Salmon and lots, lots more!
Don’t forget to take along some Canadian Grilled Shrimp – be the top dog at your party.
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First of the season, from Costa Rica:
Mahi-Mahi 15.99
Absolutely Fresh Seafood Markets – flown in fresh EVERY DAY, from all over the world.
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Shucks: Steaks, Ribs and Chops
Hey -- not everyone likes fish, here in the heartland, so if your friend has been resisting coming in, just tell them about our Fresh Hereford Burgers, many Chicken dishes, our excellent Pork Tenderloin, and now our Sirloin Steaks, Baby Back Ribs, and Pork Chops. All done with Chef Jon’s loving touch. Beef up at Shucks, baby!
Blue Point Oyster Special
Through this weekend, take advantage of Grant’s special: 9.99/dozen or 17.99 for two dozen Blue Point Oysters! Tremendous oysters at a tremendous price.
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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer. Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.
Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls. If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble. Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the phrase 'maul it again.' A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers - neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink. If your best shots are the practice swing and the 'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you. Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive. The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
You deserve the BEST – Absolutely Fresh!
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An airline pilot on this particular flight had hammered his plane unto the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00.
"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room, and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then they began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi Keith."
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Downtown: 18th & Leavenworth, 345-5057, Mon-Fri 10-6, Sat 8-5
Shucks Fish House & Oyster Bar (within the Seafood Market):
Open 7 Days a Week (open at noon on Sundays!) 827-4376
Shucks Happy Hour: 3:00 – 6:00, Monday thru Friday, plus all day Sunday
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One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?' If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
